So, one of my kiddos wore this today.

None of the other kids could figure out why I was freaking and taking a picture of a “my little pony” shirt.

But this kindergartener even knew about the TARDIS.

I gave her a bro fist bump.

(Source: lostwiginity)

didyougetmytext:

the-vashta-nerada:

i used to piss off my english teacher by making stupid csi puns every time a character died in hamlet

like we got to the part where ophelia died and i borrowed a kid’s sunglasses and i was like “looks like ophelia…was drowning her sorrows”

i almost got kicked out every day but it was worth it

#looks like laertes….got the point #looks like it’s curtains…..for polonius #looks like king hamlet….got an earful

whereigowhenimnothere:

merrymrdarcy:

so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”

and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”

I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING

AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”

(Source: harryjasperkennedy)

fuckyeahraaarmitage:

commanderspock:

incendiarywit

What is the most obscure piece of Tolkien trivia that you know? [x]

#meanwhile richard

richard is a smarty pants…

(Source: peregrint)

sailyourships:

straightxahead:

tiiikwid:

leeeeeeeeeeja:

consulting-hobbit:

badooney:

lainalulu:

aryssarynn:

Wedding rings! The elvish engraving says:

“One ring to show our love, one ring to bind us, one ring to seal our love and forever entwine us.”

I’M DYING

oh my shit.

Holy fuck I need to get married now just so I can have these 
pls
oh god  

(Source: janet-snakeh0le)

Coincidental dash #3…Geeks with dirty minds. ;)

amandayahh:

heysammy:

rubyconverse:

OH MY GOSH YES

Somebody just won the internet.

WHERE IS THIS I MUST GO

(Source: deathstarpr.com)

fictionalfeelsandfrustrations:

This. I wanted to get this as a birthday card for myself.

supersarahjane:

I woke up in Middle Earth this morning where elves do the weather report in Elvish and Hobbiton’s forecast is featured.